Driving my cadillac ...

As I was driving my cadillac
What to my surprise
An mr2 was following me
About one third my size
The guy must have wanted to pass me out
As he kept on tooting his horn
I’ll show him that a cadillac
Is not a car to scorn

Beep beep. Beep beep.
His horn went beep beep beep.

I put my foot down to the floor
To give the guy the shake
But the mr2 stayed right behind
He still had on the brake
He must have thought his car had more guts
As he kept on tooting his horn
I’ll show him that a cadillac
Is not a car to scorn

Beep beep. Beep beep.
His horn went beep beep beep.

My car went into passing gear
And we took off with gust
Soon we were doing 90
Must’ve left him in the dust
When I peeked in the mirror of my car
I couldn’t believe my eyes
That mr2 was right behind
You’d think that guy could fly

Beep beep. Beep beep.
His horn went beep beep beep.

Now we’re doing 110
This certainly is a race
For a ‘2 to pass a caddy
Would be a big disgrace
He must have wanted to pass me out
As he kept on tooting his horn
I’ll show him that a cadillac
Is not a car to scorn

Beep beep. Beep beep.
His horn went beep beep beep.

Now we’re doing 120
As fast as I can go
The ‘2 pulled up alongside of me
As if we were going slow
The fella rolled down his window
And yelled for me to hear
"Hey buddy how can I get this car
OUT OF SECOND GEAR?!!!!!"